Bachelor and Childbirth

Stay with me on this. This could be my most thought provoking and deeply profound post to date. Here are a few ways I've found The Bachelor is like pregnancy and childbirth. 

You get giddy when you find out its coming. When you find out "who" it is, you're elated. Then, you're in for several emotional episodes (pun intended). So many highs, followed by crying fits for seemingly no reason at all. It's coming down to the wire, and you're hoping it goes your way. The final day has come and you feel so much anxiety, joy, fear. Your girlfriends rally in excitement. Then it takes a turn. A painful turn. What?! What is this?! Nooooo!!!!! I'm never doing this again!!!! 

And yet, we all do. We forget the pain we felt. We have more babies and watch more Bachelor. Gluttons for pain, I tell ya. Women. Sheesh.